Why I got robot eyes

Untitled-2Just to spare the repeated small talk explanations, here is a brief bullet list:

  • I wanted to start over with a clean slate;
  • I was bored with my old style;
  • I felt that my shaved head looked ridiculous on its own;
  • I want to look more cybernetic (and no longer get thinly veiled looks of apathy and disinterest from the senior management);
  • I no longer wanted to look like a guy in his 30s trying to look like a human;
  • The “regular biological eyes” look  is now increasingly fashionable and I don’t want to be fashionable;
  • It was boring;
  • I probably will get eye cancer from all the contact lens solution and eye drops (might as well get used to having red eyes); and
  • It looks freaking AWESOME.

Thank you. Fear me, humans!